George Woolard's Jokes with so ...that

This exercise is based on the language presented on unit 14 of Lessons with Laughter. A great book for teachers.

Match the items on the right with the items on the left.

My father has so many gold teeth that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. I was so big when I was born that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. In Spain the melons are so big that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. The people in my village talk so much that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. The Holton Hotel is so tall that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. My sister is so thin that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. Dolphins are so clever that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. I have so many wrinkles on my forehead that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. My hair is so wavy that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back. The holiday resort was so dull that ??? to call reception from a room you have to dial long distance. the ducks throw her bread when she goes to the park. I have to screw my hat on. he has to sleep with his head in a safe. you can hollow them out and use them as houses. the doctor was too afraid to slap me. people get seasick just looking at me. they have to put sun cream on their tongues. they can train men to throw them fish three times a day. the tide went out one day and never came back.

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