| 1. Can you swim? | |
| a) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| b) | No, every time I try I sink like a stone. |
| c) | Only in the shower and then not very well. |
| d) | Of course. Windsurfers do it standing up, you know. |
| 2. Can you ski? | |
| a) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| b) | Only in the shower and then not very well. |
| c) | The only time I tried I broke my leg. |
| d) | Of course. Good enough to go in the Tour de France, I am. |
| 3. Can you cook? | |
| a) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| b) | No. Every time I try I really hurt myself. |
| c) | Only in the shower and then not very well. |
| d) | Not very well, only things out of cans. |
| 4. Can you ride a bike? | |
| a) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| b) | Only in the shower and then not very well. |
| c) | Of course. Windsurfers do it standing up, you know. |
| d) | Of course. Good enough to go in the Tour de France, I am. |
| 5. Can you windsurf? | |
| a) | Of course. Windsurfers do it standing up, you know. |
| b) | Only in the shower and then not very well. |
| c) | Not very well, only things out of cans. |
| d) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| 6. Can you sing? | |
| a) | Only in the shower and then not very well. |
| b) | No. Every time I try I really hurt myself. |
| c) | No, he's really unclear. |
| d) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| 7. Can you speak French? | |
| a) | No, he's really unclear. |
| b) | No. Every time I try I really hurt myself. |
| c) | Oui. |
| d) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| 8. Can you play tennis? | |
| a) | No, he's really unclear. |
| b) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| c) | No. Every time I try I really hurt myself. |
| d) | Of course. Good enough to go in the Tour de France, I am. |
| 9. Can you dive? | |
| a) | No, he's really unclear. |
| b) | Not very well, only things out of cans. |
| c) | No. Every time I try I really hurt myself. |
| d) | Of course. Wimbledon standard, I am. |
| 10. Can you understand what he wants? | |
| a) | No, he's really unclear. |
| b) | Not very well, only things out of cans. |
| c) | The only time I tried I broke my leg. |
| d) | Of course. Good enough to go in the Tour de France, I am. |
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